Red Sox Chick/Toeing the Rubber

Because you always need a backup plan

Top Ten Reasons Evan Longoria Owns an AK-47

10.  In case Manny Ramirez tries to steal his Gold Glove.

9.    The assault rifle store was all out of AK-74s.

8.     He’ll get that cap back one way or another.

7.    Makes a good replacement in a pinch if he breaks all his bats.

6.    It goes well with the camo cap.

5.    Notice how you don’t hear The Heckler anymore?  That’s not a coincidence.

4.    It’s the only way to keep David Price and Reid Brignac from touching his stuff.

3.    So he’s ready for the next smartass who calls him “Eva”.

2.    Have you seen the size of the alligators in Port Charlotte?

1.    He’s finally going to put a stop to those cowbells.

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March 29, 2011 - Posted by | 2011 | , , ,

4 Comments »

  1. Thanks for the laughs! No. 1 is spot on!

    Comment by Becky | March 29, 2011 | Reply

  2. That’s great Cyn! Needed something to make me smile today.

    Comment by ToeKneeArmAss | March 29, 2011 | Reply

  3. I like #5! But, they’re all great, Cyn.

    Comment by cynthia | March 30, 2011 | Reply

  4. About Number 5…

    So, if Mr. Longoria is a somewhat patient man, it would seem there might have been earlier options exercised; none of which worked.

    Duct Tape
    Alum
    A rather large cork

    Therefore, under existing laws in Florida, the choice to, ahem, silence seems most appropriate.

    How much you want to bet the weapon was a gift from Matt Clement?

    Comment by Tru | March 30, 2011 | Reply


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